Rachelle Spector, 30, may scoff at the notion that she’s a gold digger, saying she’s a devoted wife and supporter to her incarcerated producer/husband’s cause, oh yeah, and CFO of his music catalogue.

Harriet Ryan once wrote that Rachelle had arrived for lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with a French-manicure and a hot pink BlackBerry when she ‘broke her silence’ for the first time after Phil began his 19 year sentence. “BROKE HER SILENCE” indeed, I do not recall Rachelle ever being silent. In fact, if I recall correctly, she was admonished on many occassions to shut her fkng mouth. But she never listens. Just like she didn’t listen when she was told she sucked as a singer and dancer. By Phil.

Instead, the *non gold digging work her ass off for her cause, errr husband’s cause wannabe pop sensation* went out and spent a fortune on hair extensions, new bbs, make-up by the elementary school down the street from the castle and some poor unsuspecting video crew/production staff that just keeps telling her how “great she looks, sounds, dances…” etc. Meanwhile, after watching the really bad video, followed by the even worse ‘out takes’ I had to wonder if they were all just taking the piss. Seriously, they were there, they had to have been just yukking it up while she changed into 50 different outfits. They KNOW that this was in no way a Phil Spector production. They are probably pretty sure that Phil Spector didn’t write the tunes either… nor were they once meant for Celine Dion.

But there she is anyhow, hands spread apart – singing about her farts – I mean heart. And how into it she is. I’m including some links here for follow up reading – brilliant is the comment section. Seriously, I wish some of those people would write for us! So make sure you read them!

D-Listed Awesome. Want a real L OH L – Start here. “Rachelle is serious with that title. Just like that bitch is serious about using every single eyeshadow shade in her Coastal Scents makeup palette.”

Perez Hilton Picture alteration alone is worth the price of the visit – which is free.

Gawker Bytemehard: I bet he wishes he were producing Out of My Cell.

PopEater “She’s fantastic on this album,” Spector said in a statement. Statement to who? this writer wants to know.

My favorite is Mick Brown’s fantastic take on the whole thing for Telegraph magazine! Check it out!

And, of course, you can increase her count, too, at YouTube.com’s ChelleSh0cked but be aware – she has disabled comments on her full video.

We won’t delete your comments here – if we don’t like it we just don’t like it.

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